While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Pooping to opera.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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