Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
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i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
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You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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