You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
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I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
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How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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