Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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