why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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