Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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