He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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