Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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