we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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