if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
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i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
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I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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