No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
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Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
did i just pee glitter
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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