I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
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This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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