just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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