i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
All the doctor said was why
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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