he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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