hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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