I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
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