Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I have aggressive nipples.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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