"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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