Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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