My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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