you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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