Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
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You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
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whose parrot is this?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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