I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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