He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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