Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
there is glitter all over my balls
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