He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
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I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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