My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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