I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
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You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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