Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
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There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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