North Korea, Best Korea!
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
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Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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