Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
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And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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