hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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