if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I accidentally had phone sex last night
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
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just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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