Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Randomize
