he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
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in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
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So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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