im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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