party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Every concussion has its silver lining
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
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It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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