marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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