I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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