Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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