please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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