I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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