Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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