I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
We are all done wearing pants today
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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