I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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