big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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