I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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