someone owes me an orgasm
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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