I'm so fucking centered right now
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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