I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
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