Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I can tuck mytits in my pants
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
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I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
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i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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