i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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