I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
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I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
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You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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