marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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