Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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