he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
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You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
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too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
i out mim tonsoeep
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